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andreanya:

pretentiouslimericks:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES HOP

"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."

This made my day


quickweaves:

guccimaneuver:

britteryikes:

This is terrifying.

this is so fucking disgusting smh

My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life

splinteredteeth:

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

It’s Pitbull Awareness Month, guys! Our beefy-headed babies are just as sweet and lovable as any other breed! Help spread awareness and protect our friends by keeping an open mind!


You said we were poisonous to each other but I would drink you anyway.

— 14 word story (via beautiful-wounds)

reblog if u hate capitalism but u still want to make money because you need money to survive capitalism lmao i’m sad
It’s like we never happened, was it just a lie?
If what we had was real, how could you be fine?

'cause I'm not fine at all (via weakflowers)

kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything